VHS Mystery Tape
6-Month Manufacturing Warranty.
Description
Introducing the Koi Mystery Tape.
Ever felt like your life was too high definition? Too convenient? Too… digital? We’re here to fix that. We have raided the back shelves of thrift stores, forgotten attics, and the dusty bins of history to bring you a piece of physical media that time (and logic) forgot.
What’s on it?
Honestly, your guess is as good as ours. It’s a cinematic lottery where everyone wins... something.
The Catch:
- Player Not Included: We aren't providing the tech. This is just the tape, encased in its original, slightly-musty glory. To actually see what’s on this plastic relic, you’re going to have to do some detective work.
Pop it in (eventually), adjust the tracking until the static stops screaming, and enjoy the lo-fi mystery.
Disclaimer: Koi is not responsible for any cursed footage
Shipping
UK Standard £3.99
UK Next Working Day From £5.99
USA Mainland Fedex Economy Tracked From $7.99
EU Tracked From €6.99
Ireland From €8.99
Australia & New Zealand From £19.99
Designed for expression. Built for real life.
Every pair of KOI shoes starts with the same principle: style should never come at the cost of comfort or durability. That's why each design is developed with a focus on fit, structure, and long-term wear, not just appearance. From the shape of the toe box to the placement of straps and hardware, the details are engineered to support how the shoe actually moves with the foot.
Tracked delivery
Reliable shipping options at checkout: UK, EU, US, and more.
Returns you can trust
Simple returns process, see our returns policy for details.
Comfort-led design
Wear tested for everyday
Built to last
Construction choices focused on durability, not single-wear trends.